Dicks By Mail Reviews

I was surprised how simple the whole thing was. The site loaded fast, I found what I needed without digging around, and checkout was straightforward. I used my phone and didn’t run into any weird issues or glitches. So yeah, it was easier than I thought it would be

I sent this to my brother and he opened it while we were on FaceTime. He just stared at it for a second and then could not stop laughing. I even had to double-check the receipt email afterward because his confused face made it feel like I’d bought something way more ridiculous than I remembered. Totally worth it.

I was kind of disappointed with this. The candy tasted a bit stale and was harder than I expected, so it just wasn’t really that great.

I ordered from outside the US and, just going off my gut, I had a feeling it wasn’t going to show up super quickly. It ended up taking a little over two weeks, which felt a bit long in the moment, but wasn’t too surprising for international shipping.
The tracking wasn’t super detailed, but it updated enough that I didn’t get that “uh oh, this is lost” feeling. The package arrived in good shape, and everything inside was fine with no damage.
I’d probably give it 4 stars mostly because of the wait, but overall I’m happy with it. It was a funny gift, it arrived safely, and in the end my first instinct was right: it just needed a little patience...

I ordered this for a prank and was fully expecting to sit around waiting like, okay, maybe it’ll get here eventually. But nope — it showed up about 2 days later, which was way faster than I figured. Tracking was easy, no weird shipping issues, nothing. It arrived right on time and made the whole prank even funnier.

The price felt fair for a kinda dumb but funny gift. No complaints from me.

I feel like support teams always take forever, but these guys got back to me fast and fixed my issue pretty much right away. i was pleasantly surprised.

It actually got a little laugh at first, maybe for like two seconds, and then everyone just kind of stared at it. I was expecting it to be funnier, but the joke got old fast. It’s not terrible, actually, just not really worth the hype in my opinion.

I bought this thinking it was a totally dumb idea, but somehow it ended up being the thing everyone laughed at the hardest. I’m not saying there’s some secret committee out there designing stupid stuff to make parties better… but if there is, this feels like one of their test runs. Weird, ridiculous, and way funnier than it had any right to be.

I was a little nervous my order might get messed up, mostly because I’m the kind of person who double-checks everything and still assumes I forgot something. But it showed up with the right item and the exact message I typed, so that was a relief.

Everything came the way I expected, and the joke worked like I hoped it would. It was a simple order, but I’ve definitely managed to overthink simpler things than this, so I’m happy they got it right. 5 stars from me

I mean, my info seemed to stay private as far as I can tell?? Nothing weird happened, so I guess it did the job

I bought this as a joke gift, and to be fair, the packaging did its job. Everyone laughed, so I’ll give it credit for that. But then we actually opened it and tried the candy, and yeah... that’s where the fun pretty much ended.
It tasted super cheap and weirdly waxy, like gummy candy that had been forgotten in the back of a cabinet for a couple years. Barely any flavor, just a sad chewy disappointment. For the price, I wasn’t expecting gourmet candy or anything, but come on, at least make it taste decent. Funny once, sure, but I definitely wouldn’t buy it again

They did end up fixing the issue, so that was good. It just took kind of longer than I expected, maybe a bit too long, but at least it’s handled now.

My order did arrive on time, so that part was fine. But the packaging wasn’t as discreet as I was hoping. It didn’t have any big obvious labels or anything, but it still looked a little suspicious, like suspicious enough that someone asked me about it. For this kind of order, I really expected something more plain and low-key. Just kind of awkward, honestly.

I used this as a silly joke for a friend, and the anonymous part worked just fine. It did end up making them laugh, so that part was worth it. Shipping was a little slow though, and I got kind of annoyed because the communication wasn’t very clear about when it would actually show up. It got there in the end, but better updates would’ve made the whole thing less frustrating.

i ordered this as a dumb joke for my friend, and the tracking was easy to follow. i got updates when it shipped and could see when it was out for delivery.
it did show up maybe a day later than i expected, but it wasn’t a big deal. the package arrived fine, and it got the laugh i was hoping for.

The packaging was done really well, like it was prepared for an epic journey. Everything arrived safe and sound with zero issues, which was a huge relief...

I had to cancel my order, the refund process was easier than I expected. They handled it quickly, there wasn’t any annoying back-and-forth, and the money was back in my account within a few days. Based on my experience, they made it hassle-free.

My custom note showed up exactly the way I wrote it, which almost feels suspicious these days. Like, no weird changes, no missing words, no mysterious typo inserted by the universe. It was just right, and I appreciate that.

It had a few funny moments, but it showed up late and that kind of affected the whole experience for me. I may have a high standard for timing and quality, so for me it was just alright overall